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Simp Snagger

A woman who skillfully attracts overly eager admirers using calculated flirtation, attention, and just enough validation then turns that attention into consistent financial support, subscriptions, or gifts.

Traits:

Knows exactly how to hook attention with suggestive or flattering bait
Gives selective replies to keep people feeling “chosen”
Builds a loop of attention → hope → spending
Keeps admirers emotionally invested without full access
“Dude’s been sending her money for months and she barely replies. she’s a straight simp snagger.”

“She liked his comment once and now he’s buying everything she posts… simp snagger at work.”

“He thinks he’s special, but she’s got ten others just like him. that is a classic simp snagger setup.”
by anonymouslistener April 9, 2026
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Ripped Stripped and Shagged

A drinking game invented by a group of students on holiday. The basic rules for the game are as follows:

1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing

Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)
'Anna did you play Ripped Stripped and Shagged on holiday?...........
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'
by PremAnnaMaddieAndy April 18, 2008
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You got shagged

When someone’s been done-over or been an idiot
When someone’s been ‘ripped off’ then you got shagged
by Zwel October 22, 2017
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Swag/swaggy/swagger

Swag is a synonym for the word “cool” and is now used by the more modern generations such as Generation Z. Swag can also be used as a way to describe extreme “style” or something that can be complimented. Some synonyms of the word swag are; Brilliant, astonishing, captivating, e.t.c.
Swag/swaggy/swagger- a new, captivating way of complimenting something such as one’s complexion.

“OMGGGG YOUR SHOES ARE SO SWAG !! I wish I had shoes as cool as yours !!”
“Your hair looks so swaggy today 🥶🙏💯 Mine could never look as astonishing as yours.”
Not gonna lie, your so swagger. Your the most brilliant of all friends.”
by wearelivingart April 15, 2021
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The Ohio swagger

It is when you straddle a two headed gal between the heads. One head is eating your ass and the other head is giving you a blow job.
During the wedding night conjoined twins gave the groom the ohio swagger. While watching I yelled switch, and the groom jumped up and did a 180 degree turn.
by Texashandshake April 2, 2024
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