retard dictionary

A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.

I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.

by Tedro357 March 28, 2009

Lyrical retardation

Any Lil Wayne song

"get money like a groundhog"
straight Lyrical retardation

by johnsonboy69 January 5, 2011

retarded dragon

The action of a man receiving oral sex from other person or "head" if you will. When said man is about to ejaculate into other persons mouth, the man slams other persons head all the way to the base of said penis.

Once ejaculation has occurred semen will come out other persons nose making and tends to make their eyes cross from extremely odd feeling in their sinuses. This making them look like a retarded dragon with "smoke" coming from their nose.

I gave Amanda the retarded dragon last night.

by Daniel August 19, 2007

retarded stranger

First off, this term cannot apply to those who are ambidextrous. This is when a stranger is given using the non-prominant hand.

Instead of his normal angry masterbation Joe mixed it up a little bit by giving himself a retarded stranger to pictures of women crying while eating pop-tarts.

by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

retarded fag

The perfect insult to give...not only are you a fag, but a retarded one too. It can't get any worse tahn that.

Tom: Hey wanna hang?
Paul: No, sorry I'm a retarded fag and I'm just gonna stay home.

by rf4lyfe December 8, 2010

Retard Arm

An experience that happens when you're spooning and one of your arms goes numb because you have it trapped between you and your significant other. This phrasing is most often used when the trapped arm is up tight against the chest with the wrist limp, the hand slightly below the chin. If you have trouble picturing it think T-Rex. Also known as Awkward Arm.

Hey hun, can you move over a bit. I'm getting a retard arm here. It's really uncomfortable.

by Joker88 December 25, 2007

Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you

DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.

by DC_93 April 26, 2012