poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.

"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"

by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008

Poop-pedo

A combination of the words poop and torpedo. Used to describe a poop that is projected from the anus so quickly and stealthly that it is in a torpedo-like fashion.

Tristan was impressed with the velocity with which his poop was expelled and exclaimed "Mom, a poop-pedo just shot out of my butt!"

by Joy Stacey March 13, 2009

Poop Coup

When you get the "Go Ahead" by your girl to put in in her poop shoot, but you would like to save it for another day... Poop Coup.

Yo I got that Poop Coup chillin' for a rainy day... bout to make it a rusty roman soldier... Clutch!

by smither614 April 28, 2009

poop glance

looking in the toilet and observing your poop after you have crapped it out

I think I saw John take a poop glance trying to find last night corn and mashed potatoes.

by plug19197 June 17, 2009

poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010

photophuckit

term for photobucket.com

"photophuckit"

means to upload it to your photobucket.

by mko&sliff April 12, 2010

poop patroller

a derrogatory word for a gay man.

Dude, you're a poop patroller!

by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010