poop egg

a poop that is shaped like a fucking egg

Person 1: did my bird just lay a poop egg
Person 2: no its a pooop thats shaped like an egg
Person 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I GET IT UR A POOP EGG

by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018

poop trap

clogging of toilet by means of poop by previous user. The poop will be lying in hiding further down in the plumbing, making it undetectable by the eye and scent, until you actually flush and the rising water level will spring the trap.

1. Went to flush. Low and behold, the previous occupant poop trapped me.
2. I quickly left the toilet leaving behind a poop trap for the next user.

by John Oreen August 22, 2011

Pooped-Up

A really messed-up, broken, stinky vehicle.

Your car is sooo smelly. Ewww...........

Its a pooped-up piece of crap I bought for 300$.

by Cat_JoJo October 26, 2011

poop for brains

A way to say somebody is stupid.

You have poop for brains.

by cynicalviolence November 21, 2004

Phantom Poop

When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.

Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."

Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."

Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."

by Boozle December 15, 2008

poop sweats

When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.

I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!

by J-Millions June 14, 2008

bat poop

poop that comes from bats

sometimes called guano

dracula turned into a bat and made smelly bat poop everywhere

by Thomas Sgroi July 18, 2007