Poo Berry

The poop that sticks to a dog's butt.

You need to pull that poo berry off your dog.

by Poo Berry August 18, 2012

poo pants

Someone who has pooed his or her pants. Can be identified by a familiar stinkiness and an awkward guilty expression.

"Ew you stink. You're a poo pants!"

by Cartoonist December 13, 2012

poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.

"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."

by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015

poo and wee

When you need the toilet and you do both.. at the same time!

Another definition is a random phrase circulating my school- "Poo and wee- willy and bum"

I need the toilet real bad! I need to go poo and wee.

by damnitktmann November 12, 2006

Poo Pushing

To push ones poo back up inside ones anus by the insertion of another mans Penis

This can also include the insertion of: a Cucmber, a bottle, a hamster, an orange or Baseball Bat!?!?

"ohh god im suffering from constipation again!"

"Well you better stop Poo Pushing then, you Queen"

by TFCL-Tom January 27, 2009

poo poo pipe

inside yo booty hole, also known as the waste tunnel.

dont make me lick yo poo poo pipe!

by lindseypoopedongabi June 21, 2008

poo masty

The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.

Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor

by RORYKNIGHT October 16, 2008