running poles

On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.
"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."
by papamurph43 April 06, 2017
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pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

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Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!
by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021
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pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit
shut up you stinky pole hugger
by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022
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If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
by Sidam August 09, 2013
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pole skinner

a girl that even your grandmother can tell that if she hasn't fucked your best friend yet- she will eventually.
I wish I would've broken up with her when my grandmother told me she was a pole skinner or at least before she fucked all my friends.
by lizadub April 15, 2011
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Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
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Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
by Toenuts October 02, 2019
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