Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011

Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020

table eater

A table eater usually takes the name dean after falling on to a table and smashing his teeth

Omg did you see that guy smashing his teeth of the table he's such a table eater

by Curb Eater January 28, 2022

TABLE

A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function

"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"

by Capycinno March 22, 2025

table coral

something from subnautica that is good for electronics and red.

I just made a computer chip using table coral in subnautica. I can't find any table coral.

by ropoid January 15, 2021

Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.

We all gathered around the jerk table.

by Rafter P Archery October 4, 2020

the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits

Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE

by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022