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Bro Points

The internal confidence points gained by a bro when he does something manly. Could be any of the following: winning beer pong, sex... well, you get the idea. (Abbreviation in e-chatting could be simply "BP's")
Friend: "Dude, what happened after you left with Shayna last night?"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."
by jimmyeatworld517 November 12, 2010
mugGet the Bro Pointsmug.

Subi bro

A person who owns and lives Subaru. Sti’s & Brz’s, all the way to Foresters, a boxer engine is their love language. As long as you spend as much on juul pods as you do on your subi, you can be a subi bro
Bystander: yooo is that tire smoke!?

Person who saw the subi bro leave: nah smell it, just a mint cloud
by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020
mugGet the Subi bromug.

Ara, Bro

An explanation commonly used by Armenians. "Ara" translates to "Hey". So, this phrase can be substituted for, "hey bro."
Ara, Bro that new Mercedes looks sick as fuck!
by Nude Master 69 May 28, 2019
mugGet the Ara, Bromug.

Douche of bros

A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.

It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.

Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
by Kisha74 July 6, 2021
mugGet the Douche of brosmug.

Bro or Sis

Bro or Sis is usually used in chat rooms in Omegle. Its asking if you are female or male.
by PukeOnMe December 25, 2015
mugGet the Bro or Sismug.

Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012
mugGet the Bro taxmug.

Derby bro

Similar to a derby wife, but with men. Usually.
He's not my derby wife! Stop calling him my wife! He's my derby bro!
by roxyhorror December 8, 2010
mugGet the Derby bromug.

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