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descending horse

The act of going down on a man while wearing horse masks and yelling "naah" while climaxing
At the party we walked into a couple doing the descending horse and then joined them.
by burningTinman March 29, 2015
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Convenient Horse

The use of a conveniently placed object within a movie scene to advance the plot, specifically related to the majestic white horse on the shores of a cliff side castle in "Snow White and the Huntsman" conveniently awaiting snow's arrival to them ride off down the coast together
Wow, that chick from outlander knows a shit ton about plants for a military nurse, it's a pretty fucking conveinent horse that her husband just happens to be doing a genealogy project on that specific time period of Scotland that she gets thrown into, I mean fuck.

The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.
by Ijustwanttopostoneword February 26, 2015
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Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.
"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."
by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018
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Punch the Horse

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.
by Sistr Chuck December 8, 2011
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horse girl

a girl that is a horse lover and only talks about horses
by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 30, 2021
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Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.
The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
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horse-like

A Person or someone who is like a horse or similar personality traits to a horse.
Louie: Alex have you seen Charlie's girlfriend , she's so clapped.
Alex: Yh I know right she's so horse-like
by JEEEEEhaaaa November 18, 2020
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