Couch

A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.

Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.

by supboi200 June 26, 2018

Couch

To provide professional coaching services.

I'm going to couch tsm.

by Nfjfjd February 8, 2022

Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401

me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020

Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.

Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.

by Staichen March 30, 2024

Couch troll

To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.

Jesse was up all night being a couch troll

by Couch cat February 25, 2019