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Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
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Francis De Leon Tan

Man with a heart of a boy. Will always falter, but will do his best to rise up to the occasion. Fallible, but weirdly optimistic and realist at the same time.
Francis De Leon Tan is weird, but, yeah he is weird.
by Nah012383 November 23, 2021
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Joel Tan

He looks like a potato
Has a mind of a potato
Basically is a living walking potato
Guy1: Look at Joel Tan
Guy2: Potato?
by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019
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Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik]

Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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Tory Tan

Skin coloration from a holiday spent on the English coast, after swimming in raw sewage.
“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”
by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023
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Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets
mugGet the Tan sheetsmug.

Jia Tan

The person behind the XZ backdoor, can also double as a slang for "backdooring open-source software", Was caught by an Microsoft employee that saw 100% CPU usage when connecting to an SSH server who later hyper-fixated on tracking down why it was 100% and narrowing it down to XZ where the backdoor was caught
"Jia Tan backdoored an another piece of open-source software once again"
by hn1f July 1, 2024
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