A annoying mental condition in which a heterosexual man concocts over simplified ideas why women aren’t flocking to him in droves. Typically this male will whine and complain about how women never want to date them because he is “too nice” or that he is average in appearance. He often targets a woman who is already in a relationship; misrepresenting his intentions of wanting to be her friend and having the expectation that he is owed more than friendship because he is such a good listener. He is prone to brooding over this and passive aggressive behavior.
He is too stupid to realize the reason women don’t find him attractive is because he feels sorry for himself, he concludes that women like to be treated like shit.
He is too stupid to realize the reason women don’t find him attractive is because he feels sorry for himself, he concludes that women like to be treated like shit.
Nice Guy Syndrome is one reason why I don't try to make friends with heterosexual men.
Men who suffer from NGS vary from the angst filled teenager with no date on friday night to the 49 year old man who has never been married or had a meaningful relationship with a woman.
Men who suffer from NGS vary from the angst filled teenager with no date on friday night to the 49 year old man who has never been married or had a meaningful relationship with a woman.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
Get the Nice Guy Syndromemug. A term used by south korean rapper Park Chanyeol in the song, "Forever", from EXO's album, Ko Ko Bop. It's said to indicate that he is complimenting a girl on her skirt but truly, he is looking at her behind.
Girl: *walks past boy*
Boy: *eyes dat ass*
Girl: *catches him looking*
Boy: Yo, Nice skirt. *nice save*
Boy: *eyes dat ass*
Girl: *catches him looking*
Boy: Yo, Nice skirt. *nice save*
by Kindly Old EXO-L December 20, 2018
Get the Yo, Nice Skirtmug. Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.
Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.
Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.
Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"
Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."
Seconds later
Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."
Seconds later
Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
by DesPERRYado June 13, 2005
Get the nice guy speechmug. Rob: So how's it goin' with Stephanie?
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!
by xJulia June 19, 2006
Get the Nice play, Shakespeare!mug. This can be used nicely or not nicely.
1. When a person actually seems nice and approves
2. By saying this, they actually mean 'No, we don't approve'
It all depends on the tone of voice
1. When a person actually seems nice and approves
2. By saying this, they actually mean 'No, we don't approve'
It all depends on the tone of voice
by Twichikd98 November 15, 2009
Get the She Seems Nicemug. Another way to say the word Farewell. Used when you just might never see the same person ever again.
Boy: I'm moving to New York for my job. So we might never get to see each other anymore.
Boy #2: It's been fun knowing you bro. "Have A Nice Life."
Boy #2: It's been fun knowing you bro. "Have A Nice Life."
by AMysteryA April 25, 2015
Get the Have A Nice Lifemug. The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a large object and spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.
Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.
by Xodusprime March 18, 2008
Get the Have a nice daymug.