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National Tit Day

The 12th of every month is National Tit Day which is where you titty fuck all day and bite or suck any tit in sight.
Hey dude can you come over

No its national tit day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking
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national dishwasher day

march 8 is national dishwasher day

when all dishwashers are celebrated
by spikes82 March 9, 2020
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National Rape Day

If you're sick enough to try to Rape someone then you should be ready to suffer the consequences cause there will be people after you we can guarantee that you sick animal. We have eyes everywhere. remember, this maybe a urban definition, but we will be the definition of your retirement. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. we do not forget. Expect us.
send this to anyone who is against us, or our morals do not believe National Rape Day is a real thing cause it is not.
by ThatOneIdiot69 April 17, 2021
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National Crush Day

When your crush comes up to you and says “Hey, your my crush.” Then, you wake up from sleeping during class and serve lunch detention. National Crush day is April 16. Go on and hug your crush, if you want. (:
Veronica: Hey look! It’s National Crush Day
Betty: I know
Jughead: Hey Betty, national crush day huh?
Betty: Um yeah?
Jughead: Your my crush
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National Anna day

April 15 is national Anna day cuz why not
Whoa I didn't know it was national Anna day
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National Mackenzie Day

The day we all show appreciation to anyone named Mackenzie in our lives
*Person and Mackenzie are waiting in line*
Person: Here, let me pay for your coffee
Mackenzie: Thank you, but why?
Person: It’s (National Mackenzie Day), thats why!
by Sarah’s Secret Account October 27, 2019
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National Jibooty Day

Every month, on the eighteenth, is a day to appreciate Jibooty (Jimin Booty) BTW Jibooty is a capital noun CAPITALIZE IT
"Hey did you hear today is national Jibooty day" "What no? Kewl"
by SteveTHEEpineapple June 7, 2018
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