Nerd

If you have to look up what 'nerd' means it most likely means you are a nerd.

Friend 1: You are most definitely a nerd.
Friend 2: No I'm not! Look at these links. I am not a nerd by that one definition!
Friend 1: You had to go online and give me a link to prove you are not a nerd.
Friend 2:FML
Friend 1:FYL.

by Lollycakes May 21, 2009

raid nerd

A loser that loves raids and will thoroughly explain what a raid is to anybody that doesn't know.

Duder 1: "So your dad does what all day? Raids on WOW? What the hell is that?"

Duder 2: "So you can go to these hella difficult areas and you need hella people to go with you, then you all coordinate your attacks and shit and you have to be alert like the whole damn time and you cant leave the group for like hours. All that just for the chance that you might get something nice out of the dead bodies."

Duder 1: "Damn I didn't need to know that you raid nerd. Ha ha I still love you though."

by westfalia February 9, 2010

Nerdalator

The ultimate insult. A synonym of the word nerd. Nerdalator derives from the english words' nerd and calculator.

"Look at those girls doing their homework on a friday!" said Jay.

"What nerdalators." Lamented Lisa. Lisa then proceeded to throw her calculator out the window. "I would never be caught dead doing that."

by Iamamaniacwooowooowoooo May 12, 2009

Nerdalie

A hot chick nerd, identified after she lets her hair down and takes off her glasses.

Damn, I didn't realize Natalie was such a Nerdalie. I'd hit it.

by scooter85 November 22, 2010

Nerd Jealousy

Noun. Feelings of anger and rage that develop when a non-nerd accomplishes a nerdy feat completely on accident and steals the only positive interaction the real nerd would otherwise receive from the common masses.

“Don’t talk to Bill today. He’s experiencing a bad case of nerd jealousy after one of those jocks from the football team bumped into his blackboard, erased the erroneous negative sign from his blackboard, and solved the equation he had been working on for months.”

by mowce April 23, 2010

nerd bourgeoisie

1. A person who describes him or herself as a "nerd" or "geek" due to his or her enjoyment of science fiction or fantasy-themed trends that have come into prominence in the main stream media. Members of this middle class consume trendy material without developing a desire to explore additional (but less publicly notable) works or trends in the same genre.

Don't be fooled by Twilight, it's nothing but rubbish to trick the nerd bourgeoisie.

by snickersnack July 28, 2010

Nerd Bath

A carbonated drink consisting of lemon-lime soda and candy Nerds. Made Famous at Northwest Nazarene University's Brick House.

Can I get two Nerd Bath's please?

by Peck27 December 31, 2011