The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?
by Juke McKones May 05, 2011
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Dirty Muffin

During intercourse, when a woman defecates on a man's scrotum after anal sex; Therefore turning his testicles into a feces flavored snack.
The old man's dirty muffin was devoured by the crack whore.
by Allen Schmidt August 02, 2004
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Wobble Muffin

I'm eating a Wobble Muffin.
by Prendy August 23, 2008
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Party Muffin

It is similar to a stud muffin, but he/she also is at every party you go to. You will see them for sure at every party, also can be called a partyholic or party rocker.
Damn dude, he's always at the parties. What a party muffin bro!
by Vanja Mehmedovic July 12, 2010
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Stud Muffin

A highly sexual well endowed Man Stud, who has LOVE Handles Muffin Top at the waistline.
My new boyfriend is Stud Muffin!
by Truthageddon August 05, 2015
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lumber muffin

n. muffin shaped penis, which at full erection is hard as wood or "lumber". (other definition) n. human feces that is a cause of eating a "Denny's lumber jack slam" with the combination of a muffin.
first example: girl say's to sexual partner "ow! i can't fit that lumber muffin."
2nd example: "dude... i ate at Denny's and had a muffin it took me 30min. to shit that lumber muffin."
by J3z December 14, 2010
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flossing the muffin

When a thong is showing on someone with a muffin top
that thong is totally flossing the muffin
by toiletcake November 04, 2008
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