Co-muff

whilst engagin in intercourse, namely the doggystyle position, one pulls the girl's hair back to make her close her eyes. this is followed by one's friend running into the room with two blueberry muffins and smashing them on the girl's ears, making them look like earmuffs.

"Hey man, I just bought some blueberry muffins."
-"Co-muff time?"
"Co-muff time!"

by steve8511 October 17, 2011

Muff Weighters

A pair of accessories that are placed on one's feet before plunging deep into the depths of a woman. For those whom are not experienced are encouraged to wear a snorkel as well.

"Hold on babe. Just give me a second to get my Muff Weighters on!"

by Mikyap September 21, 2013

muff knuckle

Camel toe formed from excessive pubic hair.

Lauren had to go get waxed because she was sick of men staring at her muff knuckle.

by analfissure October 27, 2014

back muff

A term commonly used by drunkards meaning rectum

Rick screamed when logan impaled his back muff ravenously

by sandy pink eye June 9, 2016

MUFF-UNOT

Catch phrase invented by Hamburgers from the IC. This phrase single handedly ended MUFFINS IC career.

Fuck Muffins

Muffins Stan: MUFFINS is the GOAT poster
Real Nigga: MUFF-UNOT!!

by Hamburgers August 31, 2006

muff teat

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

by imdisguysd November 19, 2007

big muff

name of a song by scottish artist John Martyn...

That john martyn song BIG MUFF is awesome... some say its about pussy hahahaha

by billycup February 11, 2010