Mean business

To be completely serious about something.

Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

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Mean Girl

(noun)
a person, usually female, who is mean in a very dog-whistly way. also openly talks about you to her friends who she deems much "better" and "subtly" makes fun of you; no matter what your response is, it will be deemed laughable

"i think i met a mean girl yesterday, but i'm not sure if she was actually mean"
- "girl, if you're questioning it but still hurt, it's 100% a mean girl."

by horrible_person February 5, 2025

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Mean

Someone can be unkind

You are so mean

by Ben Real Francis May 26, 2019

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Mean comments

Why should people NOT leave this? IT TALE THE SAME ABOUT OF TIME TO LEAVE A MEAN COMMENT AS IT DOES TO LEAVE A NICE ONE FUCK-FACE.

A bitch "Why are you leaving mean comments on my thing!? I'm not mean!"

Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

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The meaning of life

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.

Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.

by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023

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