May 4

Today is the day to make your girlfriend happy by buying her chocolate and flowers. ♡

gf: Why did you buy me flowers and chocolate?
bf: It's May 4 .

by Xy_love May 3, 2021

mai sakurajima

goddess is enough

person: i dont believe in god
me: have u seen mai sakurajima?
person: oh shitTTT thats..now i believe..

by this shit funny March 13, 2019

May 6

national throw your friend named kate down a flight of stairs

hey kate it’s May 6, you know what i mean

by Katesaretoxicfriends420 February 16, 2020

May 18

10 second ass grab day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”

by Got em kehd May 8, 2019

may 29

people born on this day tend to be very funny and underrated. however, their life is a mess but they try their best to make it work out 😁

i heard ur birthday's may 29? need a hug?

by suckmydickuwu November 24, 2021

May 7

National Marvel Day

Today is May 7th
Let’s watch marvel all day!

by marvel101lol May 4, 2021

12th may

i'm born on this day, consequently it's the day a goddess was born.
have a nice day❤️

she's born today, 12th may- she must be hot

«Look, Jane! She's the hottest, she's probably born on 12th May»

by hottieaf November 23, 2021