minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023

Minge Whinge

Minge with dots

Man she had minge whinge.
I said put some cream on that!

by gezron December 8, 2010

Minge

it means car jus car

guy: ur minge is rlly clean
owner:thank you

by minegy22344 November 5, 2020

Ming Ming

he is a cat that has bigger balls than dog's named Jax

Marian: woah ming ming has bigger balls than jax!

by portia's warshing machine December 16, 2020

Mingeful

A form of measurement, often user when cooking. Cup your hand into a good ‘minge’ size and there you have it, a mingeful.

Whilst baking cakes with grandma: ‘grandma throw in a mingeful of flour please darling’

by Mingeful January 28, 2019

Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.

Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?

by Scapegrace January 25, 2019