Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf

- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!

by KlausBorski June 17, 2022

Milf whip

Mom ride; the type of car a hot mom would drive.

Damn, did you see Jennifer driving around in that milf whip?

by Kountrackula May 21, 2021

National Milf Gillies Day

august 15th is the day where we celebrate Liz gillies for being a milf!

hey guys, it’s national milf gillies day today! let’s all go tweet Liz gillies about how much we love her milfyness

by lizgilliesisamilf July 30, 2021

Miami MILF

Miami MILF is the hottest of the hot MILFs. She is a little crazy and all fake tits and botox but she will do things to your cock that will make you think of her while you are with your gf especially when she declines her husband's call while she's giving you head in his SUV.

"Bro, that Miami MILF is left my back all marked up. My girl asked me about it."

by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023

movember milf

A hot, older cougar, which partakes in Movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this.

Look at that hot Movember MILF, I could caress her mustache all day.

"She's such a Movember MILF, I love that it tickles when I kiss her!"

by Milfyway November 15, 2013

chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 23, 2022

Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y

You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life

by Fireside-94 September 28, 2022