mai sakurajima

goddess is enough

person: i dont believe in god
me: have u seen mai sakurajima?
person: oh shitTTT thats..now i believe..

by this shit funny March 13, 2019

May 4

Today is the day to make your girlfriend happy by buying her chocolate and flowers. ♡

gf: Why did you buy me flowers and chocolate?
bf: It's May 4 .

by Xy_love May 3, 2021

May 24

National grab your friends big boobs day.

Hey girl it’s may 24 you know what that means!

by TomAndJerryFan May 23, 2021

May 18

10 second ass grab day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”

by Got em kehd May 8, 2019

May 5

All the best people in the whole freaking world were born on this day. They are sexy, kind, and smart as hell. If you’re lucky enough to know a girl born on May 5 you should totally date her.

Wow! This girl is smoking hot! She was definitely born on May 5

by Melefofonim November 25, 2019

May 20

Cher's birthday, which means that if you were born this day you are blessed, should be an international holiday.

hey babe it's may 20th, wanna go out and celebrate cher's birthday?
yes of course!

by chergellxr September 5, 2020

12th may

i'm born on this day, consequently it's the day a goddess was born.
have a nice day❤️

she's born today, 12th may- she must be hot

«Look, Jane! She's the hottest, she's probably born on 12th May»

by hottieaf November 23, 2021