Mario

An Italian plumber who is wanted for several war crimes.

Luigi: Mario! You have to be paying your taxes!
Mario : *says racial slurs*

by Neutral0id December 7, 2021

Mr. Mario

Picchiatore di maledette

Lei: "Scus..."
Mr. Mario: "Zitta, troiaaa!!!"
Gli altri: "👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"

by AAnoAA December 7, 2021

mario

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by greenscreen fox the bi one December 15, 2021

Mario

Mario is someone you can trust, you need him on your team. He is one to watch your back when your on the high seas. Never one to quit, he is a really good guy.

D'Luffy says I need Mario on my crew

Shanks says not if I get him first

Chopper Don't flatter me you big dumby

Mario the ultimate crew mate

by MONKEY D.Luffy December 18, 2021

The Mario

When you date someone for a month or less and break up with them

The Mario

by xobronnyy January 28, 2022

Mario

I man who loves men and sucks their dick like prayer

“ oh yeah, he’s a Mario”

by 0388302 January 30, 2022

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022