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liberal, missouri

fuck town with nobody that isn’t high on meth.
“yo have you been to liberal, Missouri” “nah it’s seems kind of sketchy” “bro you’re so right it’s full of crackheads.”
by Liberal, Missouri March 25, 2019
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The Liberal Quiz

A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.

You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.

If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
According to The Liberal Quiz, I am not a liberal and I'm proud of not being one!!
by dangnuggets November 21, 2016
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Liberal Cloud

When a person sees a cry for injustice when there is none, creating a cause for attention, jumping to bad judgment with little to no information, making up facts to suit your own agenda.
Get your head out of the liberal cloud noone is being hurt its your imagination.
by MooreThoughts January 18, 2022
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Liberal Tart

A retarded person who disagrees with me
ME: I like dogs
Other dude (liberal tart): i like cats.
Me: shut the hell up you liberal tart you probably listen to weezer kys
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Liberal

Someone who gets offended when someone has white teeth instead of black teeth
Ted: HI! How are you?
Lib: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!
Ted: what?
Lib: THAT’S RACIST!!
Ted: what are you talking about?

Lib: YOU’RE JUST A CIS WHITE MALE!
Ted: You’re not making any sense

Lib: My pronouns are He/They not “You’re”!!!!
Ted: you’re such a liberal.
by anonymous October 14, 2021
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Anti-Liberal

A name for someone who does not agree with Liberalistic views
Person one: "I hate Biden!"

Person two: "So you an Anti-Liberal?"
by CARRETTO January 30, 2024
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a flower liberal

Flower Liberal: A term used to describe individuals who adhere to liberal principles but distinguish themselves by their emphasis on seeking common ground with those they disagree with, including conservatives. They may draw inspiration from the peace and love ethos of 1960s and 70s hippie culture, reflecting this in their fashion and aesthetic choices. Additionally, flower liberals may entertain conspiracy theories, particularly those related to perceived threats to public health or intentional spreading of hate.
Amy is such a flower liberal she wants to love everybody even if disagree with her and she wears Flowers in her hair
by flowerliberal!!! April 6, 2024
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