Lobkov

A sneaky person that tries to steal your beer, women, and money to support his drug habit all at the same time.

That Andrey is definitely a Lobkov!

by Goose_11 June 14, 2011

loballin'

Deliberately offering to buy an item for far less than it's worth to take advantage of some poor desperate, out-of-work, soon-to-be-homeless sucker's bad luck. The item will then be resold to finance this person's worthless lifestyle.

"C'mon, I aint loballin'. That old Corvette needs new tires & stuff, so I'll give you a generous $1200."

by wahip September 5, 2011

Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011

lobrus

The cross between a lobster and walrus

Brendan teece is a lobrus.

by tapyat November 7, 2012

Lobe Life

A lifestyle of rubbing one another's ear lobes.

"Lobe life tell the next life"
"Give me some Lobes"
"My lobes are lonely"

by LobeLover December 18, 2012

Lobbyologist

One who studies and observes the insanity that is legislative procedure which usually leads to sleepless nights and a jaded viewpoint on most issues.

As a lobbyologist I'll scientifically study the prognostication of politically perplexing issue.

by Capitolguy79 February 12, 2014

Lobstronomus

The beauty of "Lobstronomus" is that it can mean whatever you want it to mean.

"oh this is Lobstronomus wine!"

"did you see the X-Factor? it was a bit lobstronomus"

"she's not lovely, She's lobstronomus"

by ScrotesMctotes January 2, 2015