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the lily virus

when your hole smells like shit. occasionally leaving stains wherever you sit.
she has the the lily virus.
by theitalianwaspy July 6, 2018
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lily taylor

yo lily taylor needs to stop being a thot fr.
by sexualchickentender May 8, 2019
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lily pace

A stupid annoying sket with literally no friends, one whose ego is way bigger than it should be. This person stalks everyone and people really don’t like her because she’s a wet little neek who enjoys eating soggy biscuits
You’re being way too Lily Pace today
by biggyal191 March 5, 2019
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Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.
I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.
by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020
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Lili Reinhart

actress who plays "Betty Cooper" on CW's "Riverdale". a strong independent woman who is very inspiring and cares about other people a lot. her boyfriend cole sprouse tho is racist and lili deserves better than him. okay bye
person 1: omg did u listen to lili reinhart's photoshop thoughts?

person 2: yes omg she's so inspiring
by rivergay November 21, 2018
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Tiger Lili

Tiger Lili is the hottest chick around. Makes guys hard just thinking about her. She's very nice but will kick your ass if you turn on her. She's not affraid to stand up for herself, and will go through anything to be at the top. She's a great kisser and an even better fucker. Tiger Lili always stands out in a crowd and likes it that way.
Tom: Have you ever dated a Tiger Lili?

John: Yeah, I fucked one last night!

Tom: Oh you lucky boy
by hggrxhgkjhlkihfa iabsbc July 20, 2011
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Pull a Lily

To go out with Guy #1 for two weeks and somewere during

this time she falls in love with him then dumps him. After

two weeks she goes out with Guy #2 for two weeks then

dumps him. After a two year period she goes out with

Guy #2 for two weeks then dumps him says she hates him

goes out with him two weeks after dumping him the

repeats this process about 15 times with her imbetween

them going out says she hates him. Then one time were

she tells him that she loves him then the next day dumps

him. All while in love with Guy #1.
Guy #1: Will you go out with me?
Lily: Yes

She falls in love with him

Lily: Its over

Two weeks later

Guy#2: Will you go out with me?
Lily: Yes

Agian two weeks later

Lily: Its over

After a two year period

Guy #2: Will you go out with me?
Lily: Yes

Two weeks pass

Lily: Its over

Next day

Random Friend: So when are you and Guy #2 getting back together?
Lily: EEEW NO NEVER I HATE HATE HIM

Two weeks later

Lily: Will you go out with me?
Guy#2: Yes

After this process is repeated multiple times we go to one time just as they got back together

Lily: I love you
Guy#2: I love you too

Next day

Lily: Its over

Ten minutes later

Lily: You know I still love Guy #2 from two years ago
Closest Friend: Duh its obvious

Guy #1 and Guy #2 remained good friends throughout this entire time seeing as they all go to the same school

Because all of that happened over a three year time span the term Pull a Lily is thus created
by Payback (I Hate You Lily) April 16, 2010
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