jack-a-leg

A total, complete doofus who just can't seem to get anything right, ever. Can also be used to refer to an animal, such as a dog, who acts totally off-the-wall, unpredictable and sometimes anti-social.

That goddam black catahoula just went after my neighbor's friendly dog. She can be such a jack-a-leg sometimes.

by superaynumerouno July 13, 2009

leg account

an account that has large sums of cash that never runs dry from a person who has no leg

i just bought some fried chicken and some kool-aid with da leg account

by B Geezy son July 8, 2009

Abdul Legs

Giant leg muscles from walking the stairs at Renaissance Center

Dude1: "Yo, did you hear tower 400 flooded"
Dude2: "Yeah brother, now I got Abdul Legs"

by Theodore Huxtable Jr. January 27, 2014

Leg hug

When a woman wraps her legs around you during sex

Hey, Sally...Mike hasn't had any in a while . He could really use a leg hug.

by Mo12771 November 25, 2015

Hima Legs

Legs so great they can only be on one woman, the Hima. So strong, smooth (See smoothels) and sexy they just blow your mind. The Hima Legs are squeezable on top, sleek and sexy on the bottom and smooth and lovable throughout! Nothing quite like 'em!

I love those Hima legs!

by Throwback, D May 14, 2016

Poo-leg

When one chooses to shower instead of using toilet paper to remove feces from their anal region after excreting human wastes, causing a slurry to be formed and liquid feces to run down one's leg.

Coined by MS, DD, SP, and EA on December 10, 2008.

I had no toilet paper, so I had to take a shower and have poo-leg instead.

by MZS September 15, 2010

dick legged

The unfortunate walking condition that results from severe pain in the rectum, mainly observed after a SLUT is out on the town whoring it up with no guilt.

Dick legged is a bow legged condition named after a legal counsel from the Standard Legal Underwriting Team (SLUT) that gets plastered every time a bottle of beer or wine is put in front of her. After several drinks, dancing on a few tables, grinding on old men, and getting a late-night anal pounding from the bisexual hubby, everybody can observe the pain and regret she is feeling the next day simply by the way she walks.

by Andreas_the_Almighty January 22, 2011