kittenstomp

1. To thoroughly trounce someone in a game; similar to pwn, pwned, or its variants. Can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, etc, in a similar way.

2. To literally stomp a kitten, usually to death, usually in the context of sadomasochistic fetishes. Similar in spirit to seal clubbing.

*A gets B in the back with an energy sword*
A: damn dude, I just kittenstomped you so hard.

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A: Oh my god, what are you watching?
B: This woman kittenstomping that cat.
A: ...dude, what are /you/ doing?
B: ...what? Oh, nothing...

by mafaraxas May 3, 2010

kristen bunce

A Step down from Goddess!

Kristen bunce

by BunceAlmighty August 25, 2010

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

kittener

A baby cat, also known as a kitten, that is very cute or that you know personally, usually doing something adorable.

Awww.... look at that kittener!

by fork bomb November 22, 2010

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011

Knittens

Amazing and simply awesome. Indescribably cool, hip, modern, etc.

Something that everyone loves and looks up to.

"Dude, that is so totally knittens!"

by ketchup42 October 21, 2011

kittenhead

someone with irresistibly soft and fluffy hair. Their leader is a white male in his mid 40s, but he looks much younger.

human 1: I think I saw a kittenhead walking around pacific heights yesterday.

human 2: no way!

human 1: oh yahweh, it's amazing!

by kittiesrus January 18, 2012