wood knocking

An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled

Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking

by Ogwoodknocker December 13, 2018

knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 April 27, 2018

Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

Stand down or you will be slapped.

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

by Vatu April 01, 2021

knock-block

term for someone who tries to talk people out of fighting

Jimmy: Dude they were totally about to fight but Tim had to go be the good guy and convince them it wasn't worth it.

Allen: Man, what a knock-block!!

by indiansrf March 26, 2010

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

Knocking out a skeleton

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

by Nesda February 13, 2021

knocks me sick

common scouse phrase used instead of 'makes me feel sick', 'grosses me out' or 'freaks me out'.

'he knocks me sick'
'nah i can't touch polystyrene it proper knocks me'
'beans genuinely knock me sick'
'just watched that ted bundy thing and it proper knocked me sick'

by L25imm May 10, 2022