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Jordan

Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.
That guy is creepy and he's always lying! Must be Jordan. Jordan name
by thepussyslayer October 16, 2015
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Jordan

A man that is athletic,with a very large penis.
The George family has plenty of Jordans.
by Dp3s January 8, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.
He loves Taylor he must be a Jordan
by Hshshsshshshs May 30, 2018
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Jordan

He gets angry at small things on a daily basis, hates blue books, and most importantly has a small willy
Jordan has a small willy!
by JordanhasAsmallWilly July 26, 2018
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Jordan

Jordans are amazing. They usually have long ass hair. They like smiling, tempting the ladies and flipping over shit (parkour). They make great friends and amazing partners. You're one lucky girl if you have a Jordan. They're great at fixing things and might have a little ADHD. But they're sooooo cute. And they have great abs. Most of them are already taken. If you find a Jordan, hold on to him and cherish him.
Is Emma dating Jordan? No way. She's so freaking lucky.
by Runawaywriter October 30, 2018
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Isaac Jordan

Isaac Jordan , he is the funniest , most handsome , and kind person you’ll ever meet, he loves to make people happy and laugh , as well as having a very cheeky side. All he wants is a girlfriend that he can please , with personality and his huge fucking dick. If you ever meet an Isaac Jordan be sure to talk to him , he’ll love to talk with you about anything. All most every other girl I know thinks he’s hot and cute and secretly would love to be his gf. More than anything , Isaac J will be the best boyfriend ever, he’ll watch movies , cuddle , and please a girl in every way he can , he may seem not as good as the other boys but trust , he is the most loving , loyal , and funniest of them all , and if you find yourself an Isaac Jordan , be sure to be with him and get him before someone else snatches him up !
Did you see Isaac Jordan ?

Yeh I wish he was my BF !!
Why’s that ?
Um what ? He’s Isaac Jordan
by Findingthebestboys February 9, 2019
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Gay Jordan

A gay white dude that wears Jordan cloths and has short hair and a huge fore head . He always goes on monkey and talks shit to niggers .
Gay Jordan is what represents you!
by Gay ass jordan December 11, 2019
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