Jacob Paterson

ugly and mean jk good with guys tho ;)

hey I wanna meet Jacob Paterson he's a real charm

by Jabsiansn May 23, 2016

Jacob Upton

A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.

Look, dad! Is that a Jacob Upton?
Yes, son. You should avoid him.

by TaterManFry YT June 16, 2016

jacob vang

A straight c- student who always dabs and and is bad at social studies but luckily his addicted soccer fan Yaya makes intellgince 59%.

Is this how show yourself as a Jacob Vang

by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016

Jacob Hathaway

WHEN YOU FIRST SEE JACOB ONE WORD COMES TO YOUR MIND !!! It’s thick !! Like damn I imagine his dick is huge too

hunk Jacob Hathaway is such a hunk

Jacob means hunk

by Djebvega January 27, 2018

jacob krause

Penis is huge

Omg look at that Jacob krause dick

by Not Jacob krause February 3, 2018

Jacob the fish

A fish who is a fish who has a song yea this makes sense

Jacob the fish is awesome

by Jacob the fish obviously February 10, 2018

jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed

jacob macaroni shut the hell up

by dickboi42084 December 30, 2019