Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022
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jacob shartorious

ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.
jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.
by the not a meme August 12, 2017
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Smol Jacob

Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.

Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.
Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?

Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?
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Jacob clement

Jacob clement is gay
by Luke’s November 19, 2019
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jacob q

Someone Who Gets All The Girls, Loyal and Very Smart. Someone Who Is Dedicated To Goals.
my new years resolution is to become a “Jacob Q
by urdanydictionary October 26, 2020
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Jacob the fish

A fish who is a fish who has a song yea this makes sense
Jacob the fish is awesome
by Jacob the fish obviously February 07, 2018
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Jacob Noelcke

A person who can be really stubborn sometimes but then also be really sweet. He will do anything you ask him to and offer unasked help. He will also act like a little kid when he gets excited about something and is always very forgetful. He will still be very romantic, caring, handsome while having funny attributes.
Wow that kid was so nice and gentle to me!

Yup that’s a Jacob Noelcke.
by Mexican Cougar May 10, 2023
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