puddle horse

Someone who loves cuddling

I'm a puddle horse. Please cuddle me

by MadKingMicah June 10, 2014

Horse Troughing

The act of eating while high af

Last night, you were horse troughing Honey Nut Cheerios like it was your job.

by Snipple Kiss Victim December 8, 2021

Horse's ass

Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.

He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

minerva horse

Nerve pain so bad it causes the muscles in the area to contract and cause more pain.

Sorry for the outburst, I was having a Minerva horse.

by Missmayhem23 January 10, 2021

Fucking the horse

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone

“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”

by J Facts October 4, 2022

barbs horses

A sexy elderly woman that enjoys spending her evenings by taking her majestic horses on long walks. Barb is also very found of younger men and likes to make them come over to her barn and feed her horses

Barbs horses are just awesome creatures. I love when she asks me to come feed them

by Ballerboy38 February 19, 2018

Horses Ass

A horses ass or a insult to call on a person

Look at that horses ass man
Come get you horses ass

by Sloppy July 21, 2019