toilent green

The coagulated, sticky residue of old urine and pubic hair left on the rim of a toilet.

Hey, man! If you're going to wipe up the toilent green with toilet paper, flush it when you're done, don't throw it in the trash basket!

by J.D. Shipley January 28, 2007

the green apple trots

A case of horrendous diarrhea which comes on unexpectedly and makes you run to the bathroom as if your like depends on it,originally named from eating green unripe apples which can cause it. But it is not limited to that in definition.

Awe man I really shouldn't have eaten all that garlic butter sauce with my pizza I got the green apple trots like crazy! I had just barely finished eating before my stomach starting rumbling an I ran to the bathroom as quick as I could......

Friend 1-I must be sick I've had the green apple trots for days... friend 2-Damn man that's rough...

He was stupid enough to eat chocolate laxatives so he definitely deserved the green apple trots..

by Cody222 September 29, 2013

green meat attack

A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.

Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."

by Lord Humungus November 9, 2006

greenday

for a bunch of "fans" you could all at least spell the band name right. See Green Day, not Greenday.
Also, a green day is when you do nothing but sit around and smoke weed. It is also the (mispelled) name of a great band, that has been around since teh eighties.

Its green day, not greenday.

by you want to know who wrote this that badly? May 29, 2005

Cee Lo Green

A famous Singer Known For Its Ok And Fuck/forget You

Guy: cee lo green is awesome

Another guy: im going to his concert fuck you!

by DaUberGodMan May 23, 2011

green light race

The momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. Its a race when the light turns green. The races typically ends when...
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket

"dude that guys just revved....hold on let me put on my seat belt"

"why are you putting your seat belt on?"

"you have to race him dude...its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!"

by 2004Mustangsaleen June 27, 2007

Green Pumpkin

when a man doesn't shower for two weeks and sweats allot, particularly in the genital area, he gets a green pumpkin. A green pumpkin means having a really stinky ass dick, that smells like a nacho dead fish with garbage juice. Women get really turned on by green pumpkinised dicks,

-Are you ready Nadasha?

-yes baby did you follow the instructions?

-yea i didn't shower for 3 weeks and i now have a green pumpkin.

by Yacker's Popular Words November 3, 2013