gorilla aids

Gorilla Aids are aids that you have obtained from an infected gorilla. The most common type of gorilla you can get these specific aids is your mom. Gorilla aids, unlike normal aids, is only 1 thing. You don't get gorilla hiv, you just straight up get gorilla aids. There is no cure for gorilla aids and people with gorilla aids have a life expectancy of only 1 year. So instead of reading this damn description about gorilla aids, how about trying to treat it?

Blake: Man, I fucked a chick the other day and now my dick is red.

Johnson: Dawg, yo ass got some gorilla aids!

by Papa Muey April 5, 2023

Gorilla ball sacking

Putting your balls on random objects

I am gorilla ball sacking mrs cucks mailbox

by Gorillaballsackman July 30, 2022

Gorilla clut

When you want to to be ganged banged by big black men in the ass aka Anal

Shelbie:I can’t wait to get banged by the “gorilla clut”

Blake: What’s that

Shelbie: Big black guys aka the gorillas

by Baddieshiiii May 3, 2021

gorilla tongue

1)The appendage a gorilla uses to catch taradactle eggs and lemmings. It is excessivly large, sometimes up to 15 to 20 feet long, also very slimy. Commonly found in the rare cliff dwelling, red assed, sombrero wearing, Dirkka gorilla; who immigrate illeagly from Iraq to Canada.

2) An abnormally large tongue.

a)He used his gorilla tongue to lick an unclean woman from very far off.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

the gorilla in the room

when you miss something unusual or important in front of you

when counting the basketball throws, you see literally nothing else, even the gorilla in the room. This could be regarded as like the old adage that mocked someone's lack of observational skills; "if it was a dog it would bite you"

by Johnboy52 July 14, 2023

gorilla smasher

When you have a woman gripped up from behind with one hand and you reach back, shit in the other and smashed her in the face.

Yo last night Dante gave that bitch from the club the Gorilla Smasher.

by Eat My Cherios December 24, 2015

Gorilla Wing

A cast off bike frame or project bike with little or no current value, but the potential to be valuable or impressive to the right audience once it’s repaired, finished, or built up in a collectible fashion.

Differs from hoarded trash only in having a timeline for restoration.

Gorilla wings are complementary items to unicorn parts, which can be hung on them to create a nice bike.

“Dude. My son wants the neon fade Klein frame.”
- “Cool. I’ve got a gorilla wing hanging in my garage already.”

by Biketinker November 23, 2018