GOON MONSTA

A totally gorgeous hunky bloke who consumes 4 ltrs of high quality "wine", stix the empty cask box on his head and pulls all the chicks with his great looks and charm, then blows uop his empty cask and is set 4 a great niote!111!!

Candy: "Gee alex u look hot in that goon box can i share ur goon pillow 2nite?"

Alex: "Sure Candy, as long as u invite Mandy 2!!!!"

by GOON MONSTA January 30, 2004

Gooey!!

The sound teenage wankmonsters make at the point of climax.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

Zade: "Goo-"

Zade's mother: "What's going on?!"

Zade: "Nothing! *Eeeeeeee-"

Zade's mother: "What's that noise?"

Zade: "What noise? *Eeeeeeeeeeeeey!"

Zade's mother: "Did you just gooey!!?"

*Awkward silence*

by Lanky-Jack November 2, 2009

Goon

Here in the FLA, the term goon represents an illiterate black person that believes that he or she is "hard", in the sense of being gangster or "a real nigguh".

Jay- what!? im a real ass goon u bitch-made ass nigga.
Stef- kool u fuckin illiterate black kid. *shows grill*

by Stef L. March 19, 2008

Gooby

1. Something undeniably frightening, but at the same time completely fucking badass. Often used to describe a person or a particular situation.

As the mugger pulled out his gun, I couldn't help but think of how straight gooby this whole situation was.

by Sparklelol March 27, 2011

GOON

A person who is uncredibly stupid/slow.
They tend to say things without thinking how rediculous they sound.
They tend not to get jokes quickly or at all.
Generally a knob head.

Alex: 'These chips taste really potatoey.'
Sophie: 'OMG, you're such a goon. What a stupid thing to say'

by SophieLovesAndre April 16, 2008

goofy roofie

when a girl of a mature age, wants to have sex with a unmature high school kid. usaully a goofy tall white kid with buck teeth who is 85% of the time at home watching cartoons with his mom. She gives him a roofie wtf else.

Kaydee-yo bitch u gonna fuck that honkey ass twig of a little fuck.
lissa-hell yea but that mutha fuckin little fuck is a pussy ass little virgin, gonna have to slip that little bitch a goofy roofie
Gideon- hell yea fuck that lil nigga up-

by Gchild f Baby December 17, 2007

goody

1 an asswhole who has been pushed his whole life to be a fuckhead, but generally tries not to.

2 a douch who should always take his shit, otherwise he posts dumb things on urbandictionary

3 a prink who is only such a prick to certain people for bad reason. however bad things happen to bad people

keep pushing it bitch, an ill have to go all goody on you

i really should take that shit, otherwise i wont be so goody

its like middle school all over again, i went fucking goody after all that time. but hey we both lost, yet i was the only one who cared in the first place. so i guess i made my point and showed people not to be so fucking stupid

by bitchimakillyou August 4, 2009