German Oven

The mechanics and principles are exactly the same as a Dutch Oven however the act involves following though to lay a fresh poop.
Then one locks the other participant (Preferably the one who did not do the poop) under the sheets.

Person1 "I can't believe you followed through trying to Dutch Oven me."
Person2 "That's how a German Oven works"

by Eppiox March 24, 2010

East German

A man that can kill you from a different zip code, will go "Kommando" not the way your thinking commando which is no underwear but Kommando is when a German goes Special Forces and will never be found by anyone and probably kill you in your sleep, and will always get his revenge so I recommend you don't mess with one.

Don't mess with him he's East German he will kill you, your friends, and your family.

by Anonymousk9 October 1, 2016

German Seesaw

A sexual position involving the male sitting on a bed, chair, or other flat surface, with the woman on top. In one of her hands, she holds a self-pleasuring device a couple inches below her rectum. As she drops off the man's penis, she falls onto the device. Upon lifting off the device, she is back on the man, thus the seesaw-like motion.

Addendum: Having a second male can substitute device.

After exhausting typical positions, the young trio decided to attempt the german seesaw.

by Dustin DeWynn August 27, 2010

german jizz junkie

someone who is very fond of german sperm.

dude adolf hitlers girlfriend was a german jizz junkie

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

German Organ-Pound

A sex act in which one first removes anothers organ(s) and then uses it to pleasure the other person, be they male or female.

-Man, jane to german organ-pound in the morgue. I hope she's single!

-german organ-pounding is quite nice on a hot day after lunch.

by Jyran Damb June 11, 2006

German Snot Rocket

a sex position regarding a man getting a blow job and then stickin his dick in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans dick while he ejaculates in the nostral

dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.

by theadore12 August 2, 2009

Gerbal Trapping

Anytime a person seeks out a much young person just to fuck them. Someone at least 10yrs younger, but legal, hence the "Trapping". the opposite of Cougar.

John went "Gerbal Trapping" at the mall today with his 30yr old cousin.

John went back to college for his 10yr alumini weekend and hit all the bars "Gerbal Trappin" with his fraternity boys.

by the polock September 26, 2009