green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

by himynamesbill June 26, 2009

Walking red flag

to identify or draw attention to (a problem or issue to be dealt with)

walking red flag

to identify or draw attention to (a problem or issue to be dealt with) aka Angelina louca

by Angelina louca January 18, 2023

Flag of Japan

Slang

Description of a white person's bottom following a period of gastric distress, often following a curry

1
"Mate, how was the curry last night?"
"Great but my arse is like the Flag of Japan this morning"

by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

Flag It

Flag it is commonly used to tell someone to stop chatting after a person says something homosexual.

Or to tell someone to stop talking

Commonly used in NYC, different way of saying "Pause"

Friend: Hey, wanna come on a date with me tonight? You: Nah you're weird, flag it.

by WORDWIZ386 February 11, 2023

Flapping the flag

Jacking off.

"-Yo,did you know that Johnny is flapping the flag under the showers?
-Seriously?"

by TypowyLaman January 15, 2019

red flag

red flags = bad traits

The fact that she talks to a lot of guys all the time is her biggest "red flag".

by b1+ch February 7, 2022

Flag bearer

A new age insult for members of the LGBTQ+ community

Don't mind Mark, he's a flag bearer having a bad day

by TheTrueMidMan June 25, 2025