"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin
by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players
"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
by Voidless void May 11, 2024

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Someone who just has a gritty attitude towards the game of football, always the first In the locker room before the game and the last one out after the game. Always has a high motor and can read the defense without having amazing talent/athleticism
Wow John is the stereotypical white football player, he never complains to the referees if the call is bad and is always on time to the game. He also just has an amazing high grit and amazing motor to help him figure out the defense. You always need a guy like John on your team.
by LTizzle3434 May 1, 2022

When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
by Alt_F_4 September 7, 2021

A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.
by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
