A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.
by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016
Get the Floor Carpetmug. both fruity and disgusting, gay/lesbian form of insult that usually is referring to the person who brings up how they have sex or others who bring up that the person has sex
by TedBunn3 March 29, 2023
Get the Floor Skittlemug. The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....
"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018
Get the Floor Ramenmug. by Goat_Guy711 February 1, 2023
Get the Floormug. by Floor whore November 13, 2020
Get the Floor Whoremug. by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015
Get the Floor Creakmug. by Awesomehotdogg July 24, 2023
Get the Floormug.