When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue
Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned
by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021
If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
by Dr floppy schlong July 08, 2017
He so EVAN MAJOR JACKSON that’s why I like him
by Thisguy33333 November 23, 2021
he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
by BlueNinja70 January 07, 2017
by Bruski69 December 19, 2021