Evan Atkins

a pimp ass broski who’s ex is a bitch but he still tapped that.

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy.

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Evan

Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan

(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.

by Eeevvvvaaaannnn52 December 17, 2018

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan

If your name is Evan you are just an idiot

You: Evan 77+33= ??
Evan:100
You: No, 110 Idiot

by trollllleeeeeerrrrr November 21, 2021

Evan

Evan, the fakest guy ever. He’ll act nice and gentle to really bring you in and then he’ll backstab you. I still love him, but he really hurt me.

“Evan is so smart and funny!” “Yeah but he’s a bitch ever since he became popular.”

by yooooilyrmom October 22, 2022

Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.

"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is evans”
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face”

by Mr.Starr May 27, 2020

Evan

I'm an Evan, that's all

HI EVAN

by ra ra ra February 23, 2022