Check English Light

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.

"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"

by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021

English twat

A cunt who commits numerous hate crimes.

Kermit is an English twat, we should demote him.

by Blu wolf 575 December 9, 2019

dahntay’s english

It is the english that only Dahntay Broehl can speak fluently.

Oh your sentence isn’t making any sense. You must be using Dahntay’s English.

by krisxian January 31, 2024

Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

by I Like To Define Words December 8, 2022

English Grammar

Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)

Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss

by REB7293_2223hfje September 15, 2020

The English Dictionary Is For The Word "'.Betrayal.'"

The English Dictionary Is For The Word "'.Betrayal.'"

The English Dictionary Is For The Word "'.Betrayal.'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Forgot how to English

A slang term for when someone stutters or makes a mistake when talking, usually followed by “for a second”. Has a similar meaning to “I can’t words”

P1: “Hey dude, do you know when the team meet is over?”
P2: “It should end at 9:56”
P1: “Thanks lamb”
P2: “Bro, what?”
P1: “I meant man! Sorry, I forgot how to English for a second”
P2: “Haha, it’s okay”

by T-pose cat June 19, 2022