An extremely depressed man that wrote stories about murder and death. Everyone that he ever loved died of Tuberculosis. He finally got so desperate that he married his 13 year old cousin. Probably was a serial killer, but nobody wanted to arrest him because they were too afraid that he would give them tuberculosis. Obsessed with a Raven and carries it around all the time like a little creep.
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Someone that plays fortnite all day, Plays chicks, Asks his aunt for money for v-bucks, Argues for everything, and runs away
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He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').
His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.
person #1: "I swear someone is in bedroom watching us... "
person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."
person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."
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