Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

Nagging Eagle

A very sigma male ginger, most commonly found in Ireland with a pot of gold, when they feels threatened they will let out a deafening eagle-like screech. Don't take his pot of gold, or he will come for you.

I was in Ireland yesterday and i saw a rare species of Nagging Eagle.

by Nagging Eagle November 24, 2025

Green eagle

Another name/term for MDMA(ecstasy)

Do you know anyone that will sell me a green Eagle?

by LUlulululu3456 November 29, 2025

hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system

"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"

by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025

Pittsburgh Blood Eagle

reverse cowgirl but you push your thumbs up under her shoulder blades and see how far they can go. if she moans she forsakes valhalla

Sigurd: prepare yourself for the Pittsburgh blood eagle. only in silence shall you please the aesir!
Ingrid: *moans*

by Brett Fahrt March 19, 2025

The Mighty Eagle

When you’re recieving head from a girl standing up, and right as you’re about to nut, you pull it out of her mouth slap it back down onto her face spread your arms up high and yell “MIGHTY EAGLE” as you ejaculate

“Yo dude i gave jess the craziest Might Eagle last night. It was awesome.”
“I wish my girlfriend would let me do The Mighty Eagle bro”

by TheMeatMaster73 June 8, 2024

doorbell Eagle

Brian Fortier is gay.

I hit a doorbell eagle which makes Brian gay.

by Bdixie88ent June 11, 2024