one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 2, 2016

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

Ei

A type of frog that is extremely rude.

I was kicked in the shin by an ei.

by It smell June 2, 2021

One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired

Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-

by Rikkaroid2434 July 30, 2021

Ei-Tiare

Derived from the Cook Island Language, meaning Flower Garland.

One who inherits this name is someone who is Beautiful, Strong, Independent and gives 0 f***s

"Noone can compete with her, she's too Ei-Tiare"

by petunia0307 November 23, 2021

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

one-eyed brother

Penis

His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014