the feast of evil

this is the entire month of may where all evil celebrate their evil and all they did year long, and feast on any foods they want, even human babies and even have sex with them. a lot of people try to have babies in the month of may so their babies will be super evil. they tell their stories and they learn from each other and become even more greater and do it every year. they even kidnap babies to keep them until they grown up and just fed them what they want to feed them so they can drain all their blood to drink at this feast every year. to eat human babies. eat baby fruits off the trees, and baby animals instead of letting them grow up and mature and produce more meat...they love how tender and soft and juicy the flesh of a new born and season it to perfection. this is only for evil people and its illegal. they don't have a right to, they just don't get caught doing it.

i can't wait until the feast of evil to start in the month of may again.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Geoff (Evil)

This Geoff however is another Geoff
this Geoff is pronounced joff

basically the opposite of a Geoff(jeff)

B1: guys he's evil watch out
B2: yea he's a Geoff but evil
B3: so a Geoff (Evil)?
B2: nonono, a "joff"

by Epnosary May 4, 2022

evil clitoris

Is a clitoris which belongs to a despicable slut

She was hiding her evil clitoris from those innocent boys

by Scimitar May 8, 2022

Evil Queen

1: a disney character that wants to poison your apples

2: a character played by Lana Parillia and the most gorgeous variation of the Evil queen ever

Evil queen good

by The gay lizard May 9, 2022

Neutral Evil

A neutral evil character never feels compelled to keep his word. He will attack and kill an unarmed foe (those are the best kind). He will harm and may possibly kill an innocent. He will use torture to extract information and for pleasure. He may kill for pleasure. A neutral evil character will use poison. He will not help those in need without a reward and he works well alone or in a group. He responds well to higher authority until that authority attempts to use the law to hamper his ability to pursue his own agenda. He will follow the law unless breaking it is in his best interest and he's reasonably sure that he will not be caught. He may betray a family member, comrade, or friend if it is convenient to do so and it advances his agenda. Neutral evil characters are indifferent to the concepts of self-discipline and honor, finding them useful only if they can be used to advance their own interests or gain power over others. (5)

This is the best alignment. Always taking and never giving. Neutral Evil

by Death Menace September 30, 2022

Mid Evil

When something is mid but turns out being pretty lit

Nick: We could go to the Tri Delt party
Tom: that could be mid evil asf

by Rayf7 October 5, 2022

Evil

Eric Cartman.

Guy 1: The most evil thing is Satan.
Guy 2: You're wrong.
Guy 1: Oh? Then who or what is the most evil thing?
Guy 2: Eric Cartman.
Guy 1: You're right!

by I write swag stuff October 11, 2022