Sea Eagle

Wanking off a Cliff so that when your ejaculate catches the wind, it takes the form of an eagle.

There’s a nice breeze at this cliff side wedding, should we try a sea eagle?

by Rattattooille July 30, 2025

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Eagle

"Eagle" is a term for when you complete a single hole 2 strokes under par in golf.

I just got an eagle on the 18th to break 90

by kvalliyappan1 September 9, 2025

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White Eagle Jones

A white person who has a small percentage of Native American ancestry, generally 1/16 or less.

“Oh wow your great great grandmother was a Cherokee princess? White Eagle Jones over here’”

by Okiemoss October 30, 2025

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The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

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Nagging Eagle

A very sigma male ginger, most commonly found in Ireland with a pot of gold, when they feels threatened they will let out a deafening eagle-like screech. Don't take his pot of gold, or he will come for you.

I was in Ireland yesterday and i saw a rare species of Nagging Eagle.

by Nagging Eagle November 24, 2025

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