When Mr. Harry Styles kidnaps you because your mom sold you to pay rent and forces you to become Ross Lynch’s hole
by imtrying April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Giuliana mug.When one guy has a sexual inter corse with two smoking hot females while drinking a gallon of White Russian and using borsch for lubrication.
by Vladimir Siriia April 18, 2020
Get the Dirty Vladimir mug.A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.
In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."
"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."
"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."
"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
by PtriC April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Marian mug.When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.
Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015
Get the dirty sandcastle mug.When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.
by DanielDbag March 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Stollings mug.The sexual act of when someone has achieved orgasm and throws a speaker on the other receiving individual.
This dj fucked some slut in the booth and wasn't going to bring her to the hotel room so he performed a "Dirty Hawtin" on her.
by GuBostonDubs February 19, 2015
Get the Dirty Hawtin mug.When a bearded fellow is eating a woman out when she is on her period and the period blood gets all over the fellows beard.
by Waskar February 21, 2011
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