Girlfriend Experience

The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.

Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!

by str8up safe sex May 13, 2009

Girlfriend Catcher

A Girlfriend Catcher, is someone who does NOT have sucess with the ladies. Typically, they have never dated a girl ever, and never even flirt. Can also be known as being green. Not to be confused with being homosexual.

Sarcastically: "Oh Well, You're Quite The Girlfriend Catcher, arn't you?"

by Jeremy Plume May 26, 2008

Girlfriend

A pet name for your vagina

"I'm going to get some tonight I better go shave my girlfriend!"

by LexiLee December 6, 2007

girlfriend

a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.

friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!

by Steve-o59 July 23, 2007

girlfriend

some member of the female persuasion who currently has the benefit or misfortune depending on your perspective to be sleeping with me.

"yes thats the girlfriend I'm shagging tonight"

by 3 meter skis April 25, 2007

Girlfriend stalker

A person who facestalks his or her friend's girlfriend

Yo, dude, shetty is such a GFS ( Girlfriend stalker)

by Rabbi Gralla October 18, 2009

girlfriend material

1. a female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a someones ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper

Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.

by supernicii March 16, 2021