uncle crusty

a roblox troll who likes to lock people inside hotel basements.

“If I go down into your basement, will you pull an Uncle Crusty on me?”

by crusty ahh uncle December 29, 2022

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat August 23, 2008

crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010

crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022

An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.

I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017

crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

crusty towel

aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie

aaron finished up on his crusty towel

by Ethan Bloxham December 7, 2021